Les films aux titres les plus longs

[Kyun]

Les titres les plus longs sont presque toujours ceux de comedies.

[the masqué]

ARRETE DE RAMER T'ATTAQUES LA FALAISE

IL ETAIT UNE FOIS EN CHINE 2 : LA SECTE DU LOTUS BLANC

LE SEIGNEUR DES ANNEAUX : LA COMMUNAUTE DE L'ANNEAU

LE SEIGNEUR DES ANNEAUX: LES DEUX TOURS

LE SEIGNEUR DES ANNEAUX: LE RETOUR DU ROI

TOUT LE MONDE IL EST BEAU TOUT LE MONDE IL EST GENTIL

[meltingman]

"L'Angoisse du gardien de but au moment du penalty" de Wenders

[meltingman]

Bande de p'tit joueurs va... Bon pour clore l'affaire








- "How the Sacred Fire Heroic Winds Defeat the Fire Lotus Array" de Sang Siu (1967)

- "Dealing: Or the Berkeley-to-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues" de Paul Williams (pas celui de Phantom of the Paradise) (1972)

- "Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five" de Richard Schenkman (1998)

- "Rivelazioni di un maniaco sessuale al capo della squadra mobile" de Roberto Bianchi Montero (1972)

- "How an Honest Official Passed the Death Sentence on a Chaste Widow" de See Luk Chow (1958)

- "Quando gli uomini armarono la clava e... con le donne fecero din-don" de Bruno Corbucci (1971)

- "Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad" de Richard Quinn (1967)

- "The Fable of the Good Fairy with the Lorgnette and Why She Got It Good" de ??? (1916), c'est un court mais j'adore ce titre !!!

- "La Fine del mondo nel nostro solito letto in una notte piena di pioggia (The End of the World in Our Usual Bed in a Night Full of Rain)" de Lina Wertmüller (1978) qui fera encore mieux (voir plus bas )

- "Nicht der Homosexuelle ist pervers, sondern die Situation, in der er lebt (It Is Not the Homosexual Who Is Perverse, But the Society in Which He Lives) de Rosa Von Praunheim (1971)

- "The Fable of the Fellow Who Had a Friend Who Knew a Girl Who Had a Friend" de ??? (1915) (encore un court donc mais toujours très drôle comme titre)

- "I Could Never Have Sex with Any Man Who Has So Little Regard for My Husband" de Robert McCarty (1973)

- "Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me ?" de Ullu Grosbard (non ce n'est ni un hardeur ni un réalisateur de pornos ) (1971)

- "The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom" de Michael Ritchie (1993)

- "La Prima notte del Dottor Danieli, industriale col complesso del... giocattolo" de Giovanni Grimaldi (1970)

- "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D" de Lowell Mason (1991)

- "Long Strange Trip, or The Writer, the Naked Girl, and the Guy with a Hole in His Head" de Peter Wick (1999)

- "Fatto di sangue fra due uomini per causa di una vedova - si sospettano moventi politici" de Lina Wertmüler (que nous allons retrouver plus loin) (1978)

- "All'onorevole piacciono le donne (Nonostante le apparenze... e purché la nazione non lo sappia)" ("The Senator Likes Women... Despite Appearances and Provided the Nation Doesn't Know") de LUCIO FULCI (1972)

- "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney" le court métrage de Ben Affleck (1993)






Et d'après le Guiness des records, le plus long titre du monde est... Ta Tsoin !

"Un Fatto Di Sangue Nel Commune Di Sculiana Fra Due Uomini Per Causa Di Una Vedova Si Sospetano Moventi Politici. Amore-Morte-Shimmy. Lugano Belle. Tarantelle. Tarallucci È Vino" de Lina Wertmüller (1978) (Ah Lina... Merci Lina....)

Zêtes calmés ?

Evidemment on pourrait fare une liste hallucinante avec les titres des courts muets des débuts du cinéma dont ce "Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Horse Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds"....


Raaah je vais me coucher moi...