Tiens, j'ai lu une chronique bien spéciale de SW3 par un auteur cynique de webcomic...
"So, along the vein of movies, I finally caved to peer pressure this weekend and went to see Episode 3. I sat through those three hours, and I can honestly say, with a heart full of joy, that this is the funniest Star Wars movie EVER!
I mean, whether you're sitting there watching Samuel L. Jackson get his butt kicked by an 80-year-old man (which I doubt will ever get old), laughing your way through the most contrived and badly scripting birth in the history of reproduction, or just giggling like a lunatic as Yoda flips around like an epileptic leprechaun, this is a movie that will keep you vastly entertained for the three hours it robs from your life. If only we could say that about the last two.
Now, given how fun this film is on it's own, it's Anakin (yes, Darth Vader himself) who makes it comedy GOLD. His facial expression every time he's told to NOT do something monumentally stupid can only be described as 'A three-year-old who's just been told he can't run with knives'. By the time he finally gets all his limbs chopped off and is bursting into blame, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! And the scene where they actually put him into the armor and have Darth Vader deliver a heartfelt inquiry about Padme... All I can say is, I hope you peed BEFORE the movie started.
My personal favorite scene is watching Lucas try to turn Anakin landing HALF a crashing spaceship on a runway into a serious, dramatic scene. I can only imagine a sweaty, pudgy, overly-caffeinated director tugging at his beard and screaming to his hunch-backed assistant
"It will be BRILLIANT! Completely unlike every other 'hero lands a crashing plane on the runway' scenes found in every action movie from the past five years... BECAUSE MINE IS THE BIGGEST!!!" I will admit that a close second, though, is the wookiee battle, because it's so awkwardly fun to see Lucas try and find a reason to throw wookiees into this movie... and because Yoda being carried by a wookiee is SO CUTE.
And just a word of advice: Do NOT get a soda for this movie, because every time a Jedi says, with a straight face
"Who could have done this?" you WILL snort. They got me in the middle of a drink three times, the bastards.
So in conclusion, I'd just like to say: Thank god they never made any prequels to Star Wars, because that would've been incredibly stupid."
